Royal Boost as sung by Sandy Crawley
                                 (Crawley/Hawkins)

Away we go laughing, falling down the street,
Should be crying like all the people we meet?
Bubble gums for chewing, and I’m chewing mine,
I really love to chew gum; I do it all the time.

Who are you? Who I am?
Do you want to laugh or cry?
It doesn’t matter what you do.
What’s in a name?

Rhinoceroses swimming in the pool,
People want to throw them out. But I think they’re cool.

Away we go laughing falling down the street,
Should we be crying like all the people we meet?